Waste your time here. Only a few things here for now, but that's soon to change. (Maybe.)
Self-Made Games
Try out a couple of crummy games I made for school projects.
The World's Easiest Game
A top-down action game, made in Game Maker Studio 1.4. This game was my capstone project for a class during my last year in high school.
You play as a balding man with a big nose that must navigate through a series of mazes to find the key and escape, all while avoiding progressively more complex and difficult enemies and hazards. Test your skills!
(Fun fact: The locked doors aren't programmed to have any collision. On the last level, the door is at the start, and the object that takes you to the victory screen is under it at all times, just not visible until you get the key, meaning you can skip the whole level. Whoops.)
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None of the music was made by me. The music is all tracker music found on ModArchive. Here are all the tracks and their creators:
Lenic's Awakening
A bog-standard platformer made in Game Maker Studio 1.4. This game was made for a previous project in the same class. Guide Lenic, the game's copyright respecting protagonist, on a journey through 4 floors of the perilous dungeon to find treasure so he can pay off his student debts. You may recognize a familiar mechanic from the other game.
Why is the last level so hard? I don't know. Why is the game's protagonist just Link but blue? I don't know. Why was I so obsessed with brick textures in my games? I don't know. There's a secret level. Try to find it.
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Music: Lizardking - eyeofthetiger.remix
Flash Games
Classic Flash Games
Primordial relics from a bygone era. These games might be older than you.
Helicopter
Guide the helicopter through the tunnel. Harder than it looks!
Bowman
Shoot a guy with arrows!
Miniputt
The holy union between club and ball.
Blackjack
It's never too early to start your gambling addiction.
Alien Hominid
Tough as nails run-n-gun action. Warning: a little crass.
Golden Age Flash Games
The ones you will actually recognize.
Learn to Fly
Make your penguin fly as far as it can, and buy upgrades to go further.
Papa's Pizzeria
Make pizzas and serve them to customers. A certified classic.
Tower of Heaven
Short but sweet, and with a killer soundtrack. Play this ASAP.
Bloxorz
You're a metal block rolling around on some platforms over the void. As we've all been.
Little Wheel
Be a little robot dude and try and fix the world.
Run 2
The pinnacle of running-based entertainment.
Ultimate Flash Sonic
The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.
Pooh Ball
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Retro Arcade Flash Games
Play an assortment of suprisingly accurate recreations of classic arcade games made by some British guy. So retro!
Asteroids
People were too broke in the 70's to afford pixels, so they settled for lines.
Pac-Man
Everyone's favorite yellow circle.
Ms. Pac-Man
Everyone's favorite yellow circle with a bow.
Frogger
Who's my little frog champ?
Tetris
Needs no introduction. The game of all games.
Snake
The game you know and love. And Homer Simpson is there too, I guess.
Simon
Oh, so THAT's the guy who says!
Other Games
MANTLE.NES
A recreation of the Mantle sections of Deltarune Chapter 3 made to run on the NES. Play it here!
